Woman Sees Bigfoot In McLean, Virginia [Cryptozoology News] *Laughs nervously, checks that all doors and windows are locked*
DC Streetcar Could Open As Soon As February 26 [Washingtonian] No joke, I forgot the streetcar was even still happening. This is the equivalent of an actor coming out with a new movie and people saying, “wait, I thought he was dead.”
Enjoy a Nap In This Outdoor Grass Bed [Mental Floss] “There is nothing more powerful than an idea whose time has come.” – Me, upon seeing this grass bed for the first time.
DC Bans Pot Testing of Job Applicants [NBC4] But it’s still legal to put a jar of cake frosting with a spoon in it on the table during the interview to see if you start salivating uncontrollably.
Ten Hot Tubs and Saunas On the DC Market [Curbed DC] I was thinking that if I had a sauna in my house, I’d be in there all the time, and then I looked up at my steamed-over windows and remembered that I keep my thermostat at 85 all winter anyway.
Sexy Trumps Love In Real Estate Listings [Time] I wonder if the person who has to write up these luxury real estate listings that describe properties as “sexy” and “seductive” ever stops in mid-sentence and says to themselves, “I have a college degree, where did my life go wrong?”